SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

[rocket_man26]

Alright who's the drive-by philanthropist who broke into my pad to give me a box'a genuine Malboros?

Not that I'm pissed or anythin', just wanna know who'ta thank. I was on my last pack too! As for the Tieguanyin tea, damn son, this is the good shit that fatass ShinRa probably bathed in! Not that I'm complain'n I just know it's hella expensive, shit, I almost feel like a dirty businessman for touch'n this tea-bag.

Not gonna stop me from drink'n it though.

Comments

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt the fact that a morbidly obese man bathing in it would add any flavour to the tea that isn't particularly abhorrent.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

It's actually pretty damn awesome! Course the analogy will keep anyone else from try'n to swipe it from my hot damn hands.

By the way! I want'cha to come over to the Parking Garage on Brebo Ave. Come take a looksy at my finished bird.

All she needs is that core'a yours if you're still will'n to help me install it. Finally a break in all them natural disasters to let me get'er'done.

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

I tell you, getting the metal to conduct the skystone properly was no easy task. Too many false starts for my taste, but I've made do. Have her wired her right and everything.

Now, I'm looking forward to seeing the work you've done.

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

That is an image I particularly did not want in my head, Highwind.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

My work is done, Sergent Shampoo!

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

...When you have hair as long as mine, then you can make fun of my shampoo preference.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't think twice on it. Too much drag! It's aerodynamically counterproductive!

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

Oh? And here I have no problem flying with it up or down.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Betcha'd feel a world'a difference with a good ol'fashioned buzzcut!

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

The last time someone tried to give me hair that short, I put him in traction for a month. And that's after a Full Heal.

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

The last time someone tried to give me a buzzcut, he ended up in traction for a month.

After receiving a Full Heal.

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

Hm I thought it was rose hip, but I must admit I'm not in the habit of smelling the President.

Tea and cigarettes, Mr. Highwind?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Hell neither am I!

Last I recall though, back when he had me as his @#$%'n maintenance man, he smelled like bacon-fat and dirty gil, real crappy cigars too. Don't care how much money they cost, those things smelled like wet chocobo! Bastard wouldn't know good tobacco if I shoved it right up his--

Hell yeah! Looks like another of them placating events those scientists try to settle us down with every once in a while.

You get anythin' cool?

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

I have everything I want, but Vincent found a picnic basket.

It sounds like you've made out quite a bit. If I don't hear from you for a time should I assume you're having a moment with your tea? If I recall that brand is quite good.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Ah awesome! You two birds probly have'n yourselves a moment 'bout now then.

An oh yeah I'm have'n some kinna moment right now too that's for damn sure.

I'mma bit'a a connoisseur of the stuff if ya didn't catch on. My offer earlier still stands though, I feel like I might get sick if I drink this entire pot m'self.

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

Mr. Highwind! ...Vincent is very good at moments.

And if you don't mind I might just stop by, I still want to see those pictures of yours.