SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

[rocket_man26]

Alright who's the drive-by philanthropist who broke into my pad to give me a box'a genuine Malboros?

Not that I'm pissed or anythin', just wanna know who'ta thank. I was on my last pack too! As for the Tieguanyin tea, damn son, this is the good shit that fatass ShinRa probably bathed in! Not that I'm complain'n I just know it's hella expensive, shit, I almost feel like a dirty businessman for touch'n this tea-bag.

Not gonna stop me from drink'n it though.

Comments

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt the fact that a morbidly obese man bathing in it would add any flavour to the tea that isn't particularly abhorrent.

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

That is an image I particularly did not want in my head, Highwind.

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

Hm I thought it was rose hip, but I must admit I'm not in the habit of smelling the President.

Tea and cigarettes, Mr. Highwind?