SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM
Oct. 4th, 2009 08:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Alright who's the drive-by philanthropist who broke into my pad to give me a box'a genuine Malboros?
Not that I'm pissed or anythin', just wanna know who'ta thank. I was on my last pack too! As for the Tieguanyin tea, damn son, this is the good shit that fatass ShinRa probably bathed in! Not that I'm complain'n I just know it's hella expensive, shit, I almost feel like a dirty businessman for touch'n this tea-bag.
Not gonna stop me from drink'n it though.
Not that I'm pissed or anythin', just wanna know who'ta thank. I was on my last pack too! As for the Tieguanyin tea, damn son, this is the good shit that fatass ShinRa probably bathed in! Not that I'm complain'n I just know it's hella expensive, shit, I almost feel like a dirty businessman for touch'n this tea-bag.
Not gonna stop me from drink'n it though.
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Date: 2009-10-05 04:08 am (UTC)Tea and cigarettes, Mr. Highwind?
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Date: 2009-10-05 04:14 am (UTC)Last I recall though, back when he had me as his @#$%'n maintenance man, he smelled like bacon-fat and dirty gil, real crappy cigars too. Don't care how much money they cost, those things smelled like wet chocobo! Bastard wouldn't know good tobacco if I shoved it right up his--
Hell yeah! Looks like another of them placating events those scientists try to settle us down with every once in a while.
You get anythin' cool?
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Date: 2009-10-05 04:17 am (UTC)It sounds like you've made out quite a bit. If I don't hear from you for a time should I assume you're having a moment with your tea? If I recall that brand is quite good.
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Date: 2009-10-05 04:21 am (UTC)An oh yeah I'm have'n some kinna moment right now too that's for damn sure.
I'mma bit'a a connoisseur of the stuff if ya didn't catch on. My offer earlier still stands though, I feel like I might get sick if I drink this entire pot m'self.
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Date: 2009-10-05 04:51 am (UTC)And if you don't mind I might just stop by, I still want to see those pictures of yours.