DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

[rocket_man26]

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--

Comments

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

Moogle...

Are you from Ivalice?

And trust me, you get used to the land sickness. Know your way around airships I take it?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Nope, been every which-way on Gaia and can't say I heard'a that place. An know my way? Boy I build'em from the blueprints up!

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

Gaia. Oh. So you're from that world. It seems yours has quite a few parallels with Ivalice.

...Really now? Never caught your name.

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

I am afraid you are not hallucinating. This place is called Discedo and you have been brought here by scientists.

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[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

OH SHI---!!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

The Hell I'm not hallucinate'n!

Shouldn't YOU be appear'n in what's left'a Cloud's brain!?

An in fact, if this is hallucination, I shouldn't be encouragin' myself to talk to you!

Not that I would even if I was @#$^'n sober!

[Text]

[ineuphony]

Could you rant a bit quieter? There are some that are trying to sleep.

[Text]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Could you whine any more? Here have a smiley face.

:)

I hear BITCHES love'em.

[anticonformer.livejournal.com]

Knew it would only be a matter of time before you showed your old mug around here.

Don't worry about Sephiroth. He hasn't snapped...yet. But with that creepy alien thing here, I guess that's only a matter of time too. Huh. When he does we'll outnumber all of them!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Argh why! What is that SOUND? It's like... this highpitched screech of a thousand banshees dy'n at once!

[captain-basch.livejournal.com]

I am not sure I understood most of that...

Are you hurt or in need of aid, sir?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Oh yea I hear from most I invented my own damn language.

Not hurt, jes a bit lost t'be honest.

[nomakothx.livejournal.com]

Nggh. Fuck my-

Out of all of them, they chose you. I'm really starting to question the Scientists' taste.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Oh yea like some rat-Turk ever did anythin' useful. What the Hell do ya want?

[daddyslilpyro.livejournal.com]

HEY!

There are KIDS around here!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Ah Hell not this again.

Look my bad OK? Gimme a do-over! Like I'm 'sposta' know the who's what's n' where's when I jes got crapped outta a dang wormhole!

[dis-valentine.livejournal.com]

Cid.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Finally!

Ain't you a sight for bloodshot eyes.

Wuz wonder'n when I'd meet someone coherent in this shithole.

How ya doin, Vin?

Text (cuz she don't speak english)

[rider-in-chains.livejournal.com]

Something tells me I should be glad I can't understand you...

[Text]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

If ya can't understand it darl'n it likely wasn't meant t'be heard by ya.

[woreapinkdress.livejournal.com]

Cid! It's good to see you.

Cloud is here somewhere.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

WELL HEEEEEEYYYYyyyyyyy.....aaaa...... . . . .

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

.....!?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

............. . . . . .

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

AAAGHGFKJDGSHIOGHDHGDF------

I-i-i-i-i know he said ya were here but G-GOD woman my heart can't take it!!






Y-you're not s'posta be spook'n me!