DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!
Apr. 11th, 2009 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:34 am (UTC)Are you hurt or in need of aid, sir?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:50 am (UTC)Not hurt, jes a bit lost t'be honest.
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Date: 2009-04-12 04:07 pm (UTC)Lost is a good term for it. You are no longer in the world you knew, to put it in a better perspective. Discedo, a city on a world called Fortuna.
A warning, if you have any abilities or magicks, you can no longer use them. The ones who brought us here, the Scientists, have nulled them with chips that they put into our bodies. I hope you have other means of protecting yourself if you happen upon fiends?
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Date: 2009-04-13 08:18 am (UTC)Anywho, I thought I felt abit weighted down, but I chalked that up vertigo from the transport here. Not too concerned bout that none tho', 'ol Cid never relied on Magic a day in his life!
Nope! Jes needed my spear, five lucky ladies t'handle it an a good pair'a boots to jump them bastards who get in my way.