DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!
Apr. 11th, 2009 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rocket_man26GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:56 am (UTC)So what we're all sum kinna guinea pigs now? @#$% that! I already helped beat in the face of one sick greasy bastard! Ugh jes think'n 'bout it is give'n me the heebeejeebees.
Heh, you talk sane enough, and I ain't dead yet from jes look'n at ya through a screen so... uh.. What gives?
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Date: 2009-04-12 07:06 am (UTC)I have yet to leave for Nibelheim in my current state.
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Date: 2009-04-12 07:24 am (UTC)Leas' in my perspective of the world.
They @#$&'d themselves up here so they gotta screw it up fer the rest of us, fantastic!
Now before I getta head'a myself, does Cloud know yer here or is he off in a corner have'n an episode?
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Date: 2009-04-12 07:31 am (UTC)Last time I seen Cloud, he was making sure that Aerith had gotten home in safety.
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Date: 2009-04-12 08:00 am (UTC)erm yea.
Hoo I.. best take these things in stride 'er I'm gonna have a heart attack at every onna ya spooks pop'n up in fronta me...
Anywho, I gotta shithole back HOME that need's clean'n up, I don't got time for this crap.
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Date: 2009-04-12 11:51 pm (UTC)Hm, do you know Kadaj?
Unfortunately, leaving is not as easy as appearing here.
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Date: 2009-04-13 08:22 am (UTC)Don't know 'em but I seen 'em take the plunge inta the big blue pie in the sky.
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Date: 2009-04-14 06:51 am (UTC)Hm. I see.