It's t-t-t-oo f-f-f-f-@%$#'n c-c-c-c-cold-d d-d-dam-m-m-m- S-s-s-shi--! AAGGGHH!! C-can't even c-c-curse p-properly!
P-p--phew g-gotta get me by the f-fire! ..Aahh...
O-ok.. OK!
I've been run'n 'round town all d-d-d-dam-- AGH! .. All mornin'! See I uh.. Kinna fergot to uh.. do muh shop'n and uh I had to punch my way through all them lines to get to the damn cash register! Got inna a fight witha old hag, try'n to snap up the last bouquet in her cold dead hands... woman sure packed a doozy though, gonna be feel'n that all night long.. What the f-f-f-fu-- AGH.. What was she carry'n in that purse anyway, BRICKS!?
Uh, Anywho! I'm not the type to spoil no surprises er nothin, so Reeve, Vin, Vin's lil girl, Puss-n-boots, The Boy, and you too ya lil Ninja Brat (not that you deserve ANYTHING), come down to the fireplace so I can give ya yer g-g-go- d-d-d-dam... AAAGHH!! Yer gifts!
( F-F-F-FUC- THIS SH-SH-SHI--! )