#$%^ HUMBUG!

[rocket_man26]

It's t-t-t-oo f-f-f-f-@%$#'n c-c-c-c-cold-d d-d-dam-m-m-m- S-s-s-shi--! AAGGGHH!! C-can't even c-c-curse p-properly!

P-p--phew g-gotta get me by the f-fire! ..Aahh...

O-ok.. OK!

I've been run'n 'round town all d-d-d-dam-- AGH! .. All mornin'! See I uh.. Kinna fergot to uh.. do muh shop'n and uh I had to punch my way through all them lines to get to the damn cash register! Got inna a fight witha old hag, try'n to snap up the last bouquet in her cold dead hands... woman sure packed a doozy though, gonna be feel'n that all night long.. What the f-f-f-fu-- AGH.. What was she carry'n in that purse anyway, BRICKS!?

Uh, Anywho! I'm not the type to spoil no surprises er nothin, so Reeve, Vin, Vin's lil girl, Puss-n-boots, The Boy, and you too ya lil Ninja Brat (not that you deserve ANYTHING), come down to the fireplace so I can give ya yer g-g-go- d-d-d-dam... AAAGHH!! Yer gifts!

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[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

.....um.... Cid? Are you OK? Lemme stir up the fire... Cait, go fetch me the hot buttered rum. We'll get you warmed up, Chief.... It's not that bad outside... what's happening, are you turning cold-blooded too? I kind of missed your foul-mouthed rants, they kept things colorful, at least....


((ooc: strikeouts visible to Cid only~ <3))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

I-I'm-m-m Fa.. FINE! Jes hate the cold, understand? D-dam-- Agh! You were lucky way back when, when we were suck up in that glacier and you were tucked nice 'n cozy up in some heated office building! If it hadn't been fer my goves I woulda lost all my fingers! S-s-s-shoot..

Look uh... Here it saw this in a window and dive-bombed it before some stupid brat could!



I ah.. modified it to look like that fat mog just right! You can uh... I dunno, put it on yer desk 'er somethin as a paper-weight. Or attempt to take it apart, see how it works, I just bought the base so uh, eventhin inside is 100% Highwind craft!


((ooc: Cid went all out, stealing from children and everything for you Reeve! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

... heh. Won't argue you there, chief. Drink your rum before it gets cold- it'll warm you up, at least. It is a bit drafty in this old place....

I'll be damned. It's been ages since I even thought about Cait's Mog... I rebuilt him so he wouldn't need it anymore, but still... kinda missed the goofy thing, y'know? Heh... thanks, Cid.


((ooc: You know someone cares if they rip off whiney little brats for you. <3 Besides, kids are annoying and don't need toys. XD ))