Not my style, you know?

[rocket_man26]

S-shit shit shit! Somethin is @#$%@# up in this world, ya know? Don't help I keep hear'n voices from way up above (start'n t'think m'going crazy, not that that's anythin new) from sum.. Adam's-apple, guy, whatever I don't give a damn! He's not my problem here... uh.. do I have a problem?

We-ell. no I guess not, but I sure as hell don't feel like goin t’bed anytime soon Had the most disturbingly @#$%'d dream in my life and.. gah I don't even wanna TRY and remember what happened! Jes hope that greasy bastard stays the hell'o'way frum me in the wake'n world! That guffaw’n creeps me the #$%@ out! Shoot..

Er, anywho, it's not my style to really gossip 'bout anything. My business ain’t yer business! So uh.. Vin, keep yer head up, alright? Damnit there's gotta be an elixir 'round here.. Don't give two shits 'bout no heal'n abilities a'his!

And Reeve? Quit have'n a mental breakdown! I need someone sane around this joint! This isn't DG, it's bullshit compared to it! We're fine, gotit? Fine! Gwuh, cept m'a bit dizzy.. all that run'n up n' down the stairs 'as got me exhausted I guess.. Tsh I need a light 'bout now..

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[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

... Cid, right now I am probably the calmest one in here. I'm sending Cait to a place called Castlevania to get some medicine now for him and miss Kayura. Sit tight, and stay out of the piano room until I get a chance to clean it up. And if you're going to get dizzy and puke, make sure you aim for a wastebasket.

... dreaming about Hojo? I'm surprised you're not in a corner jibbering from fear after that....

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

I'll puke where the hell I want you rat bas--

... Thanks.

You eh.. need any help in there, I'll be pace'n the hallway till Vin opens the door.. He uuh.. sorta locked himself in and I'm not 'bout to bust it down while he's have'n his whatsitcalled 'brood'n time' and get my ass shot--er nevermindit!

Shut yer damn mouth, I'm not so skiddish I'm gonna piss muhself over a damn nightmare! Next time it happens t'you I hope yer sheets are plastic!

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

... bloody hell. Look, just stay there and... lemme know when he comes out, OK? He can't stay in there forever- you might not want to bust down his door, but if he stays in there for too long I have no trouble with the idea. He gets pissed at me all the time, once more won't kill me. I hope.

How else am I gonna tell if you're OK if I don't get you all riled up? At least this way i know you have a few brain cells left active.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Nah nah, forgetit. I just snapped the lock and he's gone out the window like a bat outta hell it seems. Ehh.. I recollect jes give him his space, okay? Can't force the guy to open up.. any kinda force jus seems ta.. well, make 'em sink more into himself and.. d..damnit! I shouldn't be talk'n bout him like this behind his back!

Yer gonna have NO brain cells after I'm done with ya! And you call that clean'n? Here's a real mop! Outta the way!

((ooc: CID R MOP KING ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be surprised. I had hoped he'd gotten beyond the need for that... ah well.

Be carefuul with that thing, will you?! It's not a damn spear, for Gaia's sake- and... fine, you take the carpet, I'll get the piano. Take those bottles of peroxide and pour them over the blood, then scrub till your arms melt. Only way to get blood out of anything. Where'd I put my dust rag...?



((ooc: this is a Kodak moment, y'know- Cid and Reeve being domestic XD ))

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

[ooc; This is the part Vincent should walk back in and GAPE. :D]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

((ooc: So we have: [Vincent]..... [Cid]... Oh shit(*&@$ [Reeve]... Vincent, could you hand me the scrubbing bubbles? XD ))

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

[ooc; *SNERKS* Vincent's hiding away at Shinra HQ at the moment. Oh man, Vincent would be too stunned to say anything and partly wonder if he could get Cid and Reeve in aprons if that did happen!]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

((ooc: GGWGHGAAJSGVJDASHGKAS!! ... Aprons you BASTARD! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

((ooc: ... great, now i'm gonna haveta try to draw that XD EVIL ))

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

[ooc; BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN. DOITDOITDOIT.]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Don't busta nut! I know how'da clean, knucklehead! How the hell you think I keep my ship so damn beautiful? And this mop is my weapon against puke and other forms of liquid evil! She's been with me from the begin'n and killed more unsightly creatures than times you've looked in the mirror!

So quit bitch'n and get the piano outta the wall!

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

So you do double duty as deckhand? As long as you don't tapdance on deck like they do in the movies....

.... Cid, this is a baby grand! If you want it moved, get over here and help me! I'm not a bodybuilder, y'know.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Tapdance!? I'll show ya a real deckhand's shuffle.. Check it! Bootscoot boogie, that's what!

Ha! What you 'fraid of break'n a nail? Damn you and yer girly arms!



((ooc: Cid dances ::gracefully:: with his beloved mop! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

........

((ooc: .... Reeve's laughing his ass off now. XD ))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh pretty hot, eh? .. Hey! What are you snigger'n for!? It was slick! ... You rat bastard quit it! HAVE AT YA!

((ooc: Cid attacks him with mop! ♥ ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

I can't... hehehehehee, dancin' with a-

MMMGH! You asshole, you could've choked me with that nasty thing! At least wash it out in clean water first- like THIS!

((ooc: Retaliation with soapy sponges~))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

PHHFFTT!! AWR@$#%$%^!! Soap%$@#%Eyes%$#^&%You%$#$&DIE&^%$! HeeEey hey hey! Is that dirt on yer face?! Lemme wash it off PAL!


((ooc: BUCKET'D!!! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Hah! Heheh, you can dish it out but you can't take i- AAAARGH that's COLD! Sonuva- You started it, let me FINISH!




((ooc: Bucket o' SUDSY WATER comin' your way, chief!))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Wuh-!?Gahhpttph! @#%$ @#%$ @#$#! Agh christ it's in my MOUTH! Ppfffttt!! Bhbhbhbhbh! Ahh.. Ya wanna dance nancy boy? Let's dance! Take ya right back to the days yer momma laid the WHOOP-ASS ON YA!

((ooc: Cid takes off his shirt, twists it up and TOWEL-SNAPS REEVE'S BUM! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

You need to wash your mouth out every so often, chief, with all th- YOOOOOUCH! Gah, dammit, my ass! You shrimpy sonuvabitch, c'mere and I'll show you the REAL meaning of whoop-ass!



((ooc: cue massive headlock and NOOGIES~ <3 ))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

GAAAH!!Leggoleggoleggo!!HATEYOUSOMUCH@#$%$Little@#$%$#sneaky$#@%$puss%$#$%N%^$#$BOOTS!

((ooc: Cid's flailing, grabbing for Reeve's arms to get a good hold, before realing forward to body-slam to him to the floor and pin him TIGHT! *hearts;!! ))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Hah! let's see how you look baldAAAAUGH LEMME GO! Asshole! GAAAAH! Dammit, geroff me, lardass, you weigh a TON!

((ooc: Reeve's kicking like crazy at Cid and trying to headbutt him. It's like watching kindergarteners fight! :D ))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Mmmmnn Hmmmm!! Yer 'bout as plushy as yer stuffed animals! Think I'll jes take a nap right 'ere! kkkssssshhhzzzz....


((ooc: Cid puts ALL his weight down on him and fake snores XD ))

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

...


[ooc; Hello! *dies* He's staring. And turning and walking right back out.]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

((ooc: .... XD Hah! I'm afraid to ask just how much he saw of that..... traumatized for life. XD Poor, poor Vincent.))

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Wha- wha- screw you, I am not plushy! Dammit, I actually started working out afte- Don't you DARE, Cid Highwind! You're going to smother me- dammit, get off! If anyone catches us like this I'm going to KILL you!



((ooc: Reeve's just flailing like an idiot at this point XD ))

[pikapikachuchu.livejournal.com]

PIKA! Pikachu!


Pika pi...?


[Translation; Apples! Pikachu likes!

You had a bad dream Mr Cid...?]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Geh!? It's the rabid rabbit! C'mere so I can roost ya on a sp--!!

Oh.. It's uh.. you.. the.. Pika.. thing.. Damnit, I swear everytime I see you I think I'm have'n one'a my old mako-trips!

But anywho! You want apples? We got some in the pantry I think, uh.. M'sure Vin'll be obliged to see ya 'round!

And uh.. Dream? What? Me? Nah! I just had some bad tofu last night! This place isn't as magical as they say it is--Guh..

[pikapikachuchu.livejournal.com]

Pikachu! Pikaaaa! Poo.

Pika pi! Pika chu! Pika piiii~


[Translation; Don't eat me! I thought we were friends! Poo.

Thanks, Mister Cid! Don't get sick! Eating too much gets you fat~]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah.. we're somethin alright.

An who you call'n fat butterball! M'jes.. uh.. lil under the weather, ya know?

[pikapikachuchu.livejournal.com]

Pikaaa~~~ ♥

Pikachu.. Pikachu?



[Translation; Butterball's yummy~~~ ♥

Oh.. feel better okay?]