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[rocket_man26]

[BZZZZZZT!]

A-A-A-A-GHH@@-@#-##$-$$%^!

[POP!]

....PIECE OF SH--[BZZZT!!] D-DAAH!

[There's a loud thump, and a groan of something fierce snarling from the pilot.]

..I-I Sw-swear to Gaia and Hell below I'd thrash this piece'a garbage if it weren't the closest thing to a PHS, and even those were just bricks with antenna on 'em! Hell I'd break it if I could and turn it inta somethin' useful like a damn toaster! What the hell do you want me t'say? I don't have no @#$%'n pussy diary! Aaaaahhh... shoot lesse ah..

Guess I should'a said it earlier but thanks for let'n me crash on your floor, girly. Hope your boyfriend didn't trip over me, I woke up with a bitch'n bruise in my side.

Comments

*loves the cid*

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

You are staying with Aerith?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[ agfsaujksfcyghdkis ]

!!

[ He's never gonna get used to the not!psycho ]

Ahh, yea. Yea I couldn't take the musty smell in the museum an' well, she offered so..

Still feels kinna weird, I'll pack my shit up soon as I can find a new pad with'a working bathroom.

Been pretty awkward just randomly knock'n on peoples doors like some Jenova's Witness girlschout try'n to rip me off.

[withoutawing.livejournal.com]

Hm, that might take a while. Good luck in your search.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Figured as much hopefully one'a these bitches hogging the good toilets will kick the bucket an' not come back! Not like they ain't croak'n every @#$%'n day!. Er yea, thanks anyway. ..HEEBEE-JEEBEEZ CRAWL'N ALL OVER ME!

/chats with finally

[honoreverything.livejournal.com]

[Well. There were a few choice words that caught his attention.]

...

[He listened to the communicator and then at the floor, to the room below him. Give him a minute Cid, he can't believe it's you.]

... Captain Highwind...?

[foxtamer.livejournal.com]

That was some colorful language there. ... I'm actually impressed.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

... are you okay, or is that a stupid question?

[voice]

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

[ Have an amused snicker. From a twelve-year-old. ]

/chats with finally

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[Congratulations, dude, you just made his day!]

Yea you got that right! Captain Cid Highwind, best damn pilot on the planet!

What's your business?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Pretty hot shit, huh. Some say I made up my own damn language.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Yea you answered yourself right there, bucko!

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

The hell you laugh'n at half-pint!?

[voice]

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

[ When he speaks again, it's definitely not the twelve-year-old voice. Okay, it is, but in a tone you never hear from twelve-year-olds. ]

The only fool with language more colorful than an enraged beastman.

In other words, you.

[honoreverything.livejournal.com]

I heard your frequency and well, you sound different but, I recognize you from ShinRa.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

ShinRa eh? Haven't been with those backstabbers in years. Not since the Space Program got @#$%'d over, anyhow.

I know you?

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[Oh great some other wannabe kid prodigy shit who thinks he can one-up his elders.]

Take your head outta your ass for a second before to start run'n your mouth, brat, I might be able to hear ya better.

[voice]

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

[ Except he's actually ten thousand years old...not that Cid needs to know that :3 ]

You would do well not to insult me.

[ aaand back to the kid voice ]

It's not my fault that you're funny to listen to.

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[Well ain't that a kicker.]

I'd do well not have'n to listen to you bitch at me. But since you're still talk'n, guess I'm up shit creek, huh?

One thing you got right in that was listen'n to me though, who the hell are ya anyway?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Uhh... okay, next stupid question. Need any help?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Look'n for a new place might do me some good. Dunno 'bout you, but I ain't too comfortable share'n a place with a girl half my age. Makes me feel like some kinna sleezebag.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no, I know exactly what you mean. Whereabouts are you staying right now? If all else fails, you could camp out here.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

You too huh? Heh heh bet they think you're a real creepo! Shit if I had a gil for everytime some flatchested bimbo invaded my airspace I'd be able to pay my way outta jail.

Anywho! Aaah Horton 407 with Aerith and her boyfriend who I haven't seen hide nor hair of since I got to the craphole.

[foxtamer.livejournal.com]

I can certainly believe that!

[honoreverything.livejournal.com]

I believe I was relieved of my duty to ShinRa long before the program was cut.

Angeal Hewley. Ex-First Class.

[voice]

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

It's Eald'narche.

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

El nacho?

[voice] LMAO NICE ONE CID XD

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

[ Irrate, and slower this time. ]

No. Eald'narche.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Hewley eh? Damn that sounds familiar, then again back in the war I was too busy lighting up the air t'pay attention ta you groundhogs. Lost my poor baby Big Bronco back then, bless her steely heart.

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[And he's just snerking in laughter.]

Why's everyone in this goddamn city got some retarded name they prolly sneezed out? Balthier and Basch are @#$%'n bad enough!

Ahh nope, 'fraid I'm not gonna remember that tongue-twister, son. You gotta nickname?

[voice]

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

...

Seifer calls me Patches. Unless you want to come up with one of your own.

[voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Tch hey now that's a good one! 'prized I didn't think'a it myself. Met a pirate named Patchy once, try'n to board my cargo ship for booty, I man'd the harpoons on his ass till he looked like'a damn unicorn.

Name's Cid short n' simple! by the way, Captain Cid Highwind.

[voice] 1/2 you kinda broke his brain here

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

It's because I have to wear an eyepatch over one of my eyes. I don't like being called that, so if you--

[voice] 2/2 he sorta knows your other incarnation

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

...Cid? The airship engineer from Bastok? What're you doing here?

[voice] Damnit that's like the 5th one since coming here!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Shit this is gonna be some kinna weird habit, isn't it?

I'm an engineer that's for damn sure, but I'm from Rocket Town, lil' backwater town behind the Nibel Mountains on Gaia.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

... that's actually surprisingly close to the truth. This should probably worry me a lot more than it does.

Well, the high school would probably be your next best option.