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[rocket_man26]

[BZZZZZZT!]

A-A-A-A-GHH@@-@#-##$-$$%^!

[POP!]

....PIECE OF SH--[BZZZT!!] D-DAAH!

[There's a loud thump, and a groan of something fierce snarling from the pilot.]

..I-I Sw-swear to Gaia and Hell below I'd thrash this piece'a garbage if it weren't the closest thing to a PHS, and even those were just bricks with antenna on 'em! Hell I'd break it if I could and turn it inta somethin' useful like a damn toaster! What the hell do you want me t'say? I don't have no @#$%'n pussy diary! Aaaaahhh... shoot lesse ah..

Guess I should'a said it earlier but thanks for let'n me crash on your floor, girly. Hope your boyfriend didn't trip over me, I woke up with a bitch'n bruise in my side.

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[voice] 1/2 you kinda broke his brain here

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