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[rocket_man26]

[BZZZZZZT!]

A-A-A-A-GHH@@-@#-##$-$$%^!

[POP!]

....PIECE OF SH--[BZZZT!!] D-DAAH!

[There's a loud thump, and a groan of something fierce snarling from the pilot.]

..I-I Sw-swear to Gaia and Hell below I'd thrash this piece'a garbage if it weren't the closest thing to a PHS, and even those were just bricks with antenna on 'em! Hell I'd break it if I could and turn it inta somethin' useful like a damn toaster! What the hell do you want me t'say? I don't have no @#$%'n pussy diary! Aaaaahhh... shoot lesse ah..

Guess I should'a said it earlier but thanks for let'n me crash on your floor, girly. Hope your boyfriend didn't trip over me, I woke up with a bitch'n bruise in my side.

Comments

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Yea you answered yourself right there, bucko!

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Uhh... okay, next stupid question. Need any help?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Look'n for a new place might do me some good. Dunno 'bout you, but I ain't too comfortable share'n a place with a girl half my age. Makes me feel like some kinna sleezebag.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no, I know exactly what you mean. Whereabouts are you staying right now? If all else fails, you could camp out here.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

You too huh? Heh heh bet they think you're a real creepo! Shit if I had a gil for everytime some flatchested bimbo invaded my airspace I'd be able to pay my way outta jail.

Anywho! Aaah Horton 407 with Aerith and her boyfriend who I haven't seen hide nor hair of since I got to the craphole.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

... that's actually surprisingly close to the truth. This should probably worry me a lot more than it does.

Well, the high school would probably be your next best option.