rocket_man26 | F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fff

Current Location: Horton 407

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unnatural censor bars

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[BZZZZZZT!]

A-A-A-A-GHH@@-@#-##$-$$%^!

[POP!]

....PIECE OF SH--[BZZZT!!] D-DAAH!

[There's a loud thump, and a groan of something fierce snarling from the pilot.]

..I-I Sw-swear to Gaia and Hell below I'd thrash this piece'a garbage if it weren't the closest thing to a PHS, and even those were just bricks with antenna on 'em! Hell I'd break it if I could and turn it inta somethin' useful like a damn toaster! What the hell do you want me t'say? I don't have no @#$%'n pussy diary! Aaaaahhh... shoot lesse ah..

Guess I should'a said it earlier but thanks for let'n me crash on your floor, girly. Hope your boyfriend didn't trip over me, I woke up with a bitch'n bruise in my side.

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[Well ain't that a kicker.]

I'd do well not have'n to listen to you bitch at me. But since you're still talk'n, guess I'm up shit creek, huh?

One thing you got right in that was listen'n to me though, who the hell are ya anyway?

It's Eald'narche.

El nacho?

[ Irrate, and slower this time. ]

No. Eald'narche.

[And he's just snerking in laughter.]

~~Why's everyone in this goddamn city got some retarded name they prolly sneezed out? Balthier and Basch are @#$%'n bad enough!~~

Ahh nope, 'fraid I'm not gonna remember that tongue-twister, son. You gotta nickname?

...

Seifer calls me Patches. Unless you want to come up with one of your own.

Tch hey now that's a good one! 'prized I didn't think'a it myself. Met a pirate named Patchy once, try'n to board my cargo ship for booty, I man'd the harpoons on his ass till he looked like'a damn unicorn.

Name's Cid ~~short n' simple!~~ by the way, Captain Cid Highwind.

It's because I have to wear an eyepatch over one of my eyes. I don't like being called that, so if you--

...Cid? The airship engineer from Bastok? What're you doing here?

Shit this is gonna be some kinna weird habit, isn't it?

I'm an engineer that's for damn sure, but I'm from Rocket Town, lil' backwater town behind the Nibel Mountains on Gaia.

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[voice] LMAO NICE ONE CID XD

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[voice] 1/2 you kinda broke his brain here

[voice] 2/2 he sorta knows your other incarnation

[voice] Damnit that's like the 5th one since coming here!