DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!
Apr. 11th, 2009 10:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rocket_man26GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?
....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!
Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!
Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:00 am (UTC)Are you from Ivalice?
And trust me, you get used to the land sickness. Know your way around airships I take it?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:02 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2009-04-12 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:08 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2009-04-12 06:10 am (UTC):)
I hear BITCHES love'em.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:13 am (UTC)...Really now? Never caught your name.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:15 am (UTC)The Hell I'm not hallucinate'n!
Shouldn't YOU be appear'n in what's left'a Cloud's brain!?
An in fact, if this is hallucination, I shouldn't be encouragin' myself to talk to you!
Not that I would even if I was @#$^'n sober!
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:20 am (UTC)I assure you that this is not a delusion and I am in fact still in my right mind.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:21 am (UTC)Don't worry about Sephiroth. He hasn't snapped...yet. But with that creepy alien thing here, I guess that's only a matter of time too. Huh. When he does we'll outnumber all of them!
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:22 am (UTC)Didn't ask ya t'respond! Ya know what's neat about these little comm-links?
THEY GOT AN OFF SWITCH.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:26 am (UTC)Although, I do hope that you find someone who has the patience to help you. And with that, Good-night. (:
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:28 am (UTC)As fer Cloud, uh yea I GUESS, if you call be'n used as a #$%@'n taxi for 'em a friend.
Uh... This is too screwed up for me t'take.
Wanna run that whole Dispeldo and scientist's shit by me again?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:34 am (UTC)Are you hurt or in need of aid, sir?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:42 am (UTC)Cid Highwind's the name, tho' jes Cid is fine, what they call you 'round these parts?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:43 am (UTC)He should learn a few manners, perhaps?
The city's name is Discendo and it is on the planet Fortuna. We were brought here by scientists but for what purpose no one really knows. People from several worlds are here, and some are not even human.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-12 06:47 am (UTC)Since yer gonna be sensible and as assbackwards as it is I'd take your word over Sephiroth's--Mind tell'n me who's all 'ere?
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:50 am (UTC)Not hurt, jes a bit lost t'be honest.
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Date: 2009-04-12 06:56 am (UTC)So what we're all sum kinna guinea pigs now? @#$% that! I already helped beat in the face of one sick greasy bastard! Ugh jes think'n 'bout it is give'n me the heebeejeebees.
Heh, you talk sane enough, and I ain't dead yet from jes look'n at ya through a screen so... uh.. What gives?
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Date: 2009-04-12 07:06 am (UTC)I have yet to leave for Nibelheim in my current state.