rocket_man26 | DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--

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Moogle...

Are you from Ivalice?

And trust me, you get used to the land sickness. Know your way around airships I take it?

I am afraid you are not hallucinating. This place is called Discedo and you have been brought here by scientists.

Could you rant a bit quieter? There are some that are trying to sleep.

Nope, been every which-way on Gaia and can't say I heard'a that place. An know my way? Boy I build'em from the blueprints up!

Could you whine any more? Here have a smiley face.

:)

I hear BITCHES love'em.

My, aren't you a gentlemen?

Gaia. Oh. So you're from that world. It seems yours has quite a few parallels with Ivalice.

...Really now? Never caught your name.

OH SHI---!!

The Hell I'm not hallucinate'n!

Shouldn't YOU be appear'n in what's left'a Cloud's brain!?

An in fact, if this is hallucination, I shouldn't be encouragin' myself to talk to you!

Not that I would even if I was @#$^'n sober!

A friend of Cloud's I take it?

I assure you that this is not a delusion and I am in fact still in my right mind.

Knew it would only be a matter of time before you showed your old mug around here.

Don't worry about Sephiroth. He hasn't snapped...yet. But with that creepy alien thing here, I guess that's only a matter of time too. Huh. When he does we'll outnumber all of them!

Ugh! Look! I'm waste-deep in shrapnel and God knows what other garbage, like Hell am I gonna keep quiet about it!

Didn't ask ya t'respond! Ya know what's neat about these little comm-links?

THEY GOT AN OFF SWITCH.

You know, I was hoping that you would at least calm down so then I could help explain this place but seeing that you're a bit of a hard head and I'm too exhausted to deal with the likes of you, I think I will do just that and turn this off.

Although, I do hope that you find someone who has the patience to help you. And with that, Good-night. (:

That's a new one. Never knew ya had a right mind.

As fer Cloud, uh yea I GUESS, if you call be'n used as a #$%@'n taxi for 'em a friend.

Uh... This is too screwed up for me t'take.

Wanna run that whole Dispeldo and scientist's shit by me again?

Well thank the heaven's almighty fer that! Like I need help from another two-bit brat.

I am not sure I understood most of that...

Are you hurt or in need of aid, sir?

Argh why! What is that SOUND? It's like... this highpitched screech of a thousand banshees dy'n at once!

Hey! I'm wasting MY valuable time to help YOU! You should be grateful, old man! But since you aren't going to, I'll just stay here at Vincent's and watch as you get lost.

FFff-- So this really is some other universe, I fig'red... I jes.. Man, I looked up at the sky and it was ALL WRONG.

Cid Highwind's the name, tho' jes Cid is fine, what they call you 'round these parts?

I am afraid that laughing manically is something I let Hojo do instead.

He should learn a few manners, perhaps?

The city's name is Discendo and it is on the planet Fortuna. We were brought here by scientists but for what purpose no one really knows. People from several worlds are here, and some are not even human.

There it goes again! Oh Ffff I think my ears are bleed'n!

Alright alright I hear ya! Shit as if I weren't up shit creek without sum floaties already...

Since yer gonna be sensible and as assbackwards as it is I'd take your word over Sephiroth's--Mind tell'n me who's all 'ere?

Edited 2009-04-12 09:39 (UTC)

Oh yea I hear from most I invented my own damn language.

Not hurt, jes a bit lost t'be honest.

Ah Hell this is jes like somethin' outta my SciFi novels, 'cept the scientist and lack of plot part.

So what we're all sum kinna guinea pigs now? @#$% that! I already helped beat in the face of one sick greasy bastard! Ugh jes think'n 'bout it is give'n me the heebeejeebees.

Heh, you talk sane enough, and I ain't dead yet from jes look'n at ya through a screen so... uh.. What gives?

That is my guess. I have yet to see any of these scientists, although they do speak over the Network from time to time.

I have yet to leave for Nibelheim in my current state.

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