DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

[rocket_man26]

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--

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[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

She's a pristine silver bullet in the sky if I ever saw one! Yup band spank'n new! Highwind took'a beat'n after the uhh whole, meteor thing, so I gave 'er a well deserved rest t'build her sister Sierra.

Damn I.. Y'got me all excited to give ya ride.

Tell ya what. If we're stuck in this place for God know how long, I've got the right mind t'design up somethin' that'll dazzle ya!

As fer me weeeell, can't say I'm not POed 'bout this whole collapse of the known universe thing, but uuhh.. Kinna nice know'n yer here too an in one @#$%'n piece do'n alright yerself, right?

((ooc: yer get'n him all emotional! D: ))

[woreapinkdress.livejournal.com]

I look forward to seeing it! It's been quite a while since I've even seen an airship that would be up to par with yours.


[ooc: she's good at that ._.]