DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

[rocket_man26]

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--

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[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

FFff-- So this really is some other universe, I fig'red... I jes.. Man, I looked up at the sky and it was ALL WRONG.

Cid Highwind's the name, tho' jes Cid is fine, what they call you 'round these parts?

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

The two moons? Yes, I still find them disconcerting and I've been here at least a year.

...Cid hm? [He pauses briefly in his typing] I always seem to run into one, one way or another. Anyway, it's a pleasure. Balthier, sky pirate from Ivalice. Though I haven't done much of that here.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

No sir I don't like it, that ain't my heavens up there, almost kinna foreshadowin' inna way.

Anyway, that so? I come from'a long line 'o Cids. Kinna a family tradition and it's kickass t'boot!

Sky pirate, huh? You raided my ship I'd likely beat yer ass boy. Most'a the fleets back home belonged t'me so we're a bit behind in the pirate'n department, lucky fer them.

Can understand that, this place is about as backwards as the towns under Midgar. Not a useful peice of shrapnel in sight!

[clean-cuffs.livejournal.com]

Nor are they mine.

I suppose to some it would be.

Now, no need for that sort of talk. My interest doesn't lie in dismantling an engineer's work of art. Rather in the riches of kings and emperors and occasionally rabid religious sects that have squeezed enough gil from their followers to be worth stealing from. Gems, jewels, gold, and rare artifacts are the name of my game.

Indeed, no argument there. The good metal here isn't nearly enough to build even a single decent vessel, though I've been mucking about with plans for a hover bike.