DAMN IT TO HELL AND BACK!!

[rocket_man26]

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! A goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDN'T HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Corel with some shitty oil rig Barrett's block head couldn't fig're six ways from Sunday, my ship's fuel intake $%^*& to death testing that diarrhea crude (oh God baby I'm SORRY!), not to mention the constant bitchin' of Reeve 'Where's the ship? Aren'cha gonna help restore Edge to it's former craptacular glory? Nag nag NAG!'.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig myself outta all this SHIT with only some butt-ugly PHS to tell the @#$%&%* tale to!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your Mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

Ugh I got land-sickness already.. Like I ate too many Kupo-nuts like in that weird-ass video game Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--

Comments

[anticonformer.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm wasting MY valuable time to help YOU! You should be grateful, old man! But since you aren't going to, I'll just stay here at Vincent's and watch as you get lost.

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[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

There it goes again! Oh Ffff I think my ears are bleed'n!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Alright alright I hear ya! Shit as if I weren't up shit creek without sum floaties already...

Since yer gonna be sensible and as assbackwards as it is I'd take your word over Sephiroth's--Mind tell'n me who's all 'ere?

[anticonformer.livejournal.com]

Yeah you should admit your situation, old man. Cloud's not gonna tolerate it, so I'm doing you a big favor!

Cloud's here. Vincent, too! So is Aerith, the SOLDIER I totally beat up, the gross Turk, Marlene and Denzel, some weird guy who likes poetry, Jenova and the larva brothers.