Lady Luck? Do ya hear me?

[rocket_man26]

Alright! This is how it goes knuckleheads!

So I'mma try'n to get the hell outta this world 'a pure and utter insanity, right? So I’m think'n HEY this's water. Water's got a surface! Surface means AIR. Air means PEOPLE. PEOPLE TO GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE. So I'm swin'n right? And a shitload better too since Vin gave me the run 'round of Fishy mechanics and whatever. Soooo I get to the surface and BAM! Right before my eyes is a sight to be seen! An antique sail'n ship! Like the model I got in that bottle I put t'gether at home!

I call out to it right? HEY! HEY YOU! SAILORS OVER HERE! S.O.#%$^% S.! And wouldn't ya know it? They spot me! And I'm think'n, ooh how sweet it is.. Vin's gonna flip his cookies when he see's what 'ol Cid did! So they sail on over and I'm wave'n and it's all cool, right? .. EEGHH! WRONG! They start goin postal, MERMAID MERMAID MERMAID! And I scream I AIN'T NO GODDAMN MERMAID YA MORONS! .. If anythin I'm a merMAN.. merMAN ya dumbasses!

Well uh.. guess they weren't to thrilled with that either.. and I ended up get'n a harpoon up my ass the size of uh.....

Let's not talk 'bout that, kay?

My rear-end's still kinna soar after Vin pulled out..--IT OUT! PULLED THE HARPOON OUT! Agh GODDAMNIT!

An so my plan flopped, big whoop! The least I coulda done was get rida ONE problem.. and that was all this damn LA LA LAAAAA LAA LAA LAAAAAAA FRUITY TOOTY FRESH AND ..UH.. FRUITY! NA NANA NANAAAAAAA... Ya know? So I think.. Hey.. Why not give'em a taste of their on medicine, right!? ..DING-DING! RIGHT! .. SO I start sing'n right #$%^$% back at those little #$%^%&#

Wait-- What's that bitch?

N-nothing!

You wanna hear it again?

OH NEPTUNE NO!

Here goes my finny fruity #$%^%%$ friends!

AAAAAAAHHHHH--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!



Dis place is dEH right place for me!
Is good ting I come along..
But why do dey all ignore me!
When I write de greatest song?!?

Just hear all dEH udder songs here!
Dey all make me want to snore!
I tink dat de order's wrong here!
I know what you're looking for--

HAVE MERCYYY! HAVE MERCCCYYY!!

Wonderful ME!
Wonderful MEE!
Why are you waiting? Make wit de rating!
Fives--one, two, tree!
Singing my songs you're in fer treat!
Wonderful ME, I can't be beat!
Hear my name: Cid's it; give fives den stick it!
Wonderful MEE!

Is it bleeding!? Is it bleeding?! OH MY POSIDEN MY GILS!

I tink dat I should be famous!
Don't know why I am not yet!
Dese guys are all in de same damn bus!
But I'm in dEH #$%%^& turbo jet!

All dese udder songs ain't no good!
Believe me, I know it's true!
If dey did not suck den dey would..
Be written by you-know-who!

Wonderful ME!
Wonderful MEE!
Tell all you jokers, make like dEH smokers!
Smoked BASS ya seee!
Tell every friend an Mom an Pop
Dey need to put me on de top! (surface that is!)
Stop all de jive'n; get wit de dive'n
Wonderful MEE!

GO ON WITHOUT MEEE!

Wonderful ME!
Wonderful MEE!
Is so excite'n, tings I am fight'n
Don't ya agree!?
Even my Vin-ny know's de score
I am de one dat he can't ignore!
Why are you pause'n? Just start applause'n!
Wonderful MEE!

De Cloud ain't so proud!
De Barre' is de square!
De Tif she can biff!
De Red got de hair!
De Yuff is de poof!
De Vin is me kin!
And like heave smells de Re-ee-ve-!
(Pheeew!)
De Scarlet no bet!
De Aeris musta left!
Dem Turks is de lame!
Dey are all dEH same!
De Sephy and Hojo
Dey dun got mojo'
And oh, dem SOLDIER-BLOOOWS!

Aagghhhhfff...!! uugh..

Wonderful ME!
Wonderful MEE!
What was you tinking? Dem guys are stinking!
So profuseleee!
What do dey got? A lot of crap!
Dey make me want to take a long nap!
Instead of snooze'n, you should be choose'n
Wonderful MEE!

I am much better; put it togedder!
Wonderful MEE!
Even de Lucky know dey all sucky
Why do dey bodder? My stuff much hotter!
What are you do'n? No fair, you're boo'n!

Wonderful MEEE!!


((ooc: Please don't kill me? ^^; ))

Comments

[crimsondog.livejournal.com]

... you on medication?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

After this acid-trip, bitch? I'm #%$%^& LOCO!

[crimsondog.livejournal.com]

-snicker- heh heh heh... awwww shame. i heard drugs cn frazzle yer braincells.

... that wont affect you tho. yer safe. ;)

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Turky boy, you ain't gotta damn clue!

[crimsondog.livejournal.com]

an thats half a clue more n you got, so im cool. ;)

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Damn.. ya know at this point, yer prolly right..

I needa smoke...

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

...

And I thought Even singing in the shower was bad.

((ooc: Deleted the last post because according to Vincent's post, they're already out. ^^;; ))

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Sorry Ansey, kinna went a lil crazy there, ya know? I think it'sa.. whatchacallit.. UH.. CULTURE SHOCK.. yeah.. yeah that's it..

Cid'os 'a ooookkaaayy!

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

... Yes, you certainly shocked their culture.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

LIKE HELL I DID! Teach those ADD lil pea-brains that there's a TIME AN A PLACE FER EVERYTHING!

An TOO MUCH.. of a $^#@$% GO--BAD THING! It was Bad! Way bad! I'm gonna have nightmares fer weeks!

Tell me you got some crazy machine from yer labs to zap these past few days outta my brain? Please? C'mon don't hold out on me!

We get back to my place, it'll be whiskey an even those fluffy umbrella drink things Vin likes all around!

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I do not any machine that could help you forget the past few days, unless you count the mallet and/or bottle of vodka

I believe I will be just fine with some tea.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Tea? Well now yer talk'n pal! Ya see? You had that LOOK to ya! The kind that says... Don't gimme none of that lemonade shit! I wan't my GODDAMN TEA!

It's the drink of us intellectual types, ya know?

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course.

...Is there any reason why we are talking through these journals when you are only a few feet away?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Uhh yeah.. Well.. Vin told me to shut my yap.. So I'm play'n the No Peep'n Game..

Kinna wanna do as he says so he'll.. uh.. maybe wanna forget that I tried to..er.. genocide an entire civilization..

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

I see. Perhaps some tea will calm him down.

((ooc: And running off to class now, so there'll be a delay before my next reply. You have a nice day now. ^^))

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

.. after hearing that, it will be a while. Especially with that thing staring at me..

... why are we typing when we're a few feet away anyway?

Hm. Do you think the gummi ship can move along water? We could go to Rocket Town.. Highwind, perhaps you could look at this?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

I think Ansey's got the same ideal.. We're safer this way!

UH wait, Does that mean I can talk now? Cause I'm gonna need my hands free to communicate and fix this gummi whatever ship back up!

[wiser-fool.livejournal.com]

With the proper modifications, I do not see any reason why it could not serve as a boat. I will look into it too.

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

HIGHWIND.

.. please. Stop.

.. my head feels like it's been killed anyway without all of that.

I need tea.




[ooc; Vin's laughing. BUT HURTING SO MUCH!!!! THE HARPOON!!!! .... mwehehehehe. Ohhhh he got Cid on the bottom alright. >D]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

IstoppedIstoppedIstopped! Christ Vin, sorry.. Kinda hadta let out all my pent up rage and insanity before I suffered permanent psychosis!

Damnit we need to get back to Rocket Town.. Earl Gray STAT!

[demonvalentine.livejournal.com]

Thank you. And no, you'd live. Believe me there are worse things.

Adressing the other comment, yes, you can talk and yes, we need to get to Rocket Town. .. that would be nice.

[bleachedblond19.livejournal.com]

I thought I was crazy after seeing a yellow stuffed bear approach me and start talking...

And you were leader of Avalanche while I was in a coma? I'm sure that after this, everyone will think twice...

[living-summoner.livejournal.com]

I wanted to ask what you meant by lady luck. In my world, it's one of the variations to a dressphere....

((ooc: She means Gambler XD))

[chemical-flower.livejournal.com]

Cid..