#$%^ HUMBUG!

[rocket_man26]

It's t-t-t-oo f-f-f-f-@%$#'n c-c-c-c-cold-d d-d-dam-m-m-m- S-s-s-shi--! AAGGGHH!! C-can't even c-c-curse p-properly!

P-p--phew g-gotta get me by the f-fire! ..Aahh...

O-ok.. OK!

I've been run'n 'round town all d-d-d-dam-- AGH! .. All mornin'! See I uh.. Kinna fergot to uh.. do muh shop'n and uh I had to punch my way through all them lines to get to the damn cash register! Got inna a fight witha old hag, try'n to snap up the last bouquet in her cold dead hands... woman sure packed a doozy though, gonna be feel'n that all night long.. What the f-f-f-fu-- AGH.. What was she carry'n in that purse anyway, BRICKS!?

Uh, Anywho! I'm not the type to spoil no surprises er nothin, so Reeve, Vin, Vin's lil girl, Puss-n-boots, The Boy, and you too ya lil Ninja Brat (not that you deserve ANYTHING), come down to the fireplace so I can give ya yer g-g-go- d-d-d-dam... AAAGHH!! Yer gifts!

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[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

.....um.... Cid? Are you OK? Lemme stir up the fire... Cait, go fetch me the hot buttered rum. We'll get you warmed up, Chief.... It's not that bad outside... what's happening, are you turning cold-blooded too? I kind of missed your foul-mouthed rants, they kept things colorful, at least....


((ooc: strikeouts visible to Cid only~ <3))