DAMN IT TO HELL AN BACK!!

GREAT! This is JUST what I @#$%^ asked for! Another goddamn vacation to the other side of the $#$%&^%$ universe! Oh no! Couldn't have one day ONE DAY to myself at home with my heels on the table, sipp'n some good 'ol Earl Gray with three packs down and about a full carton to go--We just COULDNT HAVE THAT NOW COULD WE BITCH!? Mercy on me for NOT $^%&'n with the space-time continuum—But somehow MR. HIGHWIND'S GOTTA FIX IT!

We'll #$%&^ it! I got my ass handed to me in Hallow Bastard, my ship $%^*& to death an then magically resurrected with whatever Bastard voodoo they got there.. and now.. NOW... NOW!?

....I'm stuck in a goddamn SCRAP-YARD outside some shit-hole city, try'n my damnedest to dig my Bikini baby outta all this SHIT!

Clod I swear to GOD if this is your mako-hallucinations rubbed off on me, I'm gonna kick yer ass for give'n me your disease, an I mean it!

An uh.. Vin I ah.. Hope yer okay 'n everythin. Sorry I kinda skipped out on ya after that..er.. little.. episode or whatever. Hope you didn't end up in some weird-ass video game world like the Moogle Story--uh,.. not that I ever played that er nothin--