Home again home again jiggidy-ding-damn-jig!

Alri~itght so I get home, and everything's cool right? I got the old man here, we had a gay 'ol time chatt'n up over some damn well deserved Earl Grey, he takes off yap'n about some garden he's gotta take care of.. Didnt take the guy for a weed-freak but whatever gets ya up in the morn'n.

Anywho! Been get'n some crazyass S.O.S's over the town frequency come'n in from Midgar, people scream'n an yell'n about the most #$%^&ed up things I ever did hear of.. WHO THE HELL is so damn freaked by streetlamps!? 'Help! They wont stop flashing RED YELLOW GREEN! OH NO IT'S GREEN AGAIN! AAGGHSHJAGDJAH' Oh for cry'n out loud, don't piss yourself!

I dunno what was goin on over there, but I don't hear Cloud bitch'n at me over the PHS about it, so I'm sit'n my ass right here. No need to be waste'n fuel for a buncha wackos.

Speak'n 'o which, Vin you and your girl make to the city alright? Not that I'm gonna be buzz'n ya or anythin--

Er right.

Look if any of ya knuckleheads need me, you know where I'm at! Gotta get back to the hanger now, the boys say they got some surprise or somethin, which it ain't no damn surprise when they say their give'n me one! That just takes all the excitement outta it morons!