Lady Luck? Do ya hear me?

Alright! This is how it goes knuckleheads!

So I'mma try'n to get the hell outta this world 'a pure and utter insanity, right? So I’m think'n HEY this's water. Water's got a surface! Surface means AIR. Air means PEOPLE. PEOPLE TO GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE. So I'm swin'n right? And a shitload better too since Vin gave me the run 'round of Fishy mechanics and whatever. Soooo I get to the surface and BAM! Right before my eyes is a sight to be seen! An antique sail'n ship! Like the model I got in that bottle I put t'gether at home!

I call out to it right? HEY! HEY YOU! SAILORS OVER HERE! S.O.#%$^% S.! And wouldn't ya know it? They spot me! And I'm think'n, ooh how sweet it is.. Vin's gonna flip his cookies when he see's what 'ol Cid did! So they sail on over and I'm wave'n and it's all cool, right? .. EEGHH! WRONG! They start goin postal, MERMAID MERMAID MERMAID! And I scream I AIN'T NO GODDAMN MERMAID YA MORONS! .. If anythin I'm a merMAN.. merMAN ya dumbasses!

Well uh.. guess they weren't to thrilled with that either.. and I ended up get'n a harpoon up my ass the size of uh.....

Let's not talk 'bout that, kay?

My rear-end's still kinna soar after Vin pulled out..--IT OUT! PULLED THE HARPOON OUT! Agh GODDAMNIT!

An so my plan flopped, big whoop! The least I coulda done was get rida ONE problem.. and that was all this damn LA LA LAAAAA LAA LAA LAAAAAAA FRUITY TOOTY FRESH AND ..UH.. FRUITY! NA NANA NANAAAAAAA... Ya know? So I think.. Hey.. Why not give'em a taste of their on medicine, right!? ..DING-DING! RIGHT! .. SO I start sing'n right #$%^$% back at those little #$%^%&#

Wait-- What's that bitch?

N-nothing!

You wanna hear it again?

OH NEPTUNE NO!

Here goes my finny fruity #$%^%%$ friends!

AAAAAAAHHHHH--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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