rocket_man26: (SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!)
Cid Highwind ([personal profile] rocket_man26) wrote2009-12-19 09:20 am

No time for your kissy hippy crap!

[CLANK, CLANK, CLANK! Goes the banging across the receiver as the screen blips on to a very horizontal Highwind, half under what appears to be the giant steely wheels of a subway car. With a rusty tune and a wrench in his hand, he's tightening bolts, and banging out old ones to the beat.]

♪♫Iiii been workin' on the raily-road, aaaAAaall the live long daay!
I've been workin' on the railroad, cause my ass don't wanna stay.
Don't ya hear the kettle blowing,
Tea's rea-dy early in the morn;
Then ya hear the Captain shoutin',
"Shera, stop that horn!"
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop that horn?
♪♫

[ROOAARR! The earth-shattering reptilian sound echos across the chilly subway, causing Cid to nearly bash his head in by the underside of the railcar.]

GODDAMNIT BITCH! I wasn't singin' bout you! @#$%, blowin' yer horn an' my goddamn ears out! Move over here I need yer light--huh?

[Waving his leather-gloved hand up he knocks the device, allowing it to pan upwards to the sight of a great frilled green and... glowing dragon.]

What the hell is all that crap growin' up there?

[Clearly the subway isn't exempt from the festivities going on up above, as the ceiling is covered in the odd-smelling fungi. The dragon gnarls at the captain, seemingly pretty damn sentient.]

Mistletoe? @#%$ no I ain't kissin' you, I don't love ya that much, frillface! Yer breath's 'bout as butt-wrank as the winter-cast of Loveless, so I hear!

[Another disapproved growl and a shrill from the summoned beast.]

Hey @#$% you my singin's awesome! 'Nother crack like that an' I'll put ya back in my head for another 6 @#$%'n months.

[Back to work, as the dragon leans down to shed it's light on Cid's handy-dandy work the feed times out.]

((ooc: With Cid's chip out, he's using one of his Limit Breaks: Dragon, to his advantage for the Dissimulo project project. ))

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft don't be stupid, kid! Ye're gonna be seein' shit like this all over the damn place if ya took your head outta your ass for a second.

[identity profile] meet-the-scout.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I seen a lotta shit here, man, but I can't say I eva' seen Chinese New Year crap floatin' around.

What're you talking about, Pops, I prolly go better eyes than you!

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ya best take that back, he can hear ya, ya know!

Wazzat? Ye're hungry? Well hey there's a nice spring chicken I'm talk'n to right here for ya!

[identity profile] meet-the-scout.livejournal.com 2009-12-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY OKAY, I take it back! It's cool an' shit! Damn...