No time for your kissy hippy crap!

[rocket_man26]

[CLANK, CLANK, CLANK! Goes the banging across the receiver as the screen blips on to a very horizontal Highwind, half under what appears to be the giant steely wheels of a subway car. With a rusty tune and a wrench in his hand, he's tightening bolts, and banging out old ones to the beat.]

♪♫Iiii been workin' on the raily-road, aaaAAaall the live long daay!
I've been workin' on the railroad, cause my ass don't wanna stay.
Don't ya hear the kettle blowing,
Tea's rea-dy early in the morn;
Then ya hear the Captain shoutin',
"Shera, stop that horn!"
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop that horn?♪♫

[ROOAARR! The earth-shattering reptilian sound echos across the chilly subway, causing Cid to nearly bash his head in by the underside of the railcar.]

GODDAMNIT BITCH! I wasn't singin' bout you! @#$%, blowin' yer horn an' my goddamn ears out! Move over here I need yer light--huh?

[Waving his leather-gloved hand up he knocks the device, allowing it to pan upwards to the sight of a great frilled green and... glowing dragon.]

What the hell is all that crap growin' up there?

[Clearly the subway isn't exempt from the festivities going on up above, as the ceiling is covered in the odd-smelling fungi. The dragon gnarls at the captain, seemingly pretty damn sentient.]

Mistletoe? @#%$ no I ain't kissin' you, I don't love ya that much, frillface! Yer breath's 'bout as butt-wrank as the winter-cast of Loveless, so I hear!

[Another disapproved growl and a shrill from the summoned beast.]

Hey @#$% you my singin's awesome! 'Nother crack like that an' I'll put ya back in my head for another 6 @#$%'n months.

[Back to work, as the dragon leans down to shed it's light on Cid's handy-dandy work the feed times out.]

((ooc: With Cid's chip out, he's using one of his Limit Breaks: Dragon, to his advantage for the Dissimulo project project. ))

Comments

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you having fun.

[ Paying close attention, yes he is. Dragons are cool, but the last ones he met cast him down to earth quite literally. That one had better not be one of them. ]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I am! Doin' what I was born t'do!

[crystal-eyed.livejournal.com]

Don't hurt yourself, hume.

[not-riku-thx.livejournal.com]

How's it coming?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Bit jumpy I s'pose. Get's so damn cold down here I gotta sit my ass by a fire every couple'a hours. The iron bitch is salvageable though, Dragon here pushed it right back on the tracks. Woulda needed a @#$%'n crane if not. You lemme now if you can send anymore dudes down here. Can use all the hands I can get!

[not-riku-thx.livejournal.com]

I'll try and see who I can find. If they're not latched by the lips to some girl.

[meet-the-scout.livejournal.com]

...

WHAT THE HELL, POPS?!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

What! Ain't you seen a giant lizard before?

[meet-the-scout.livejournal.com]

Uuuh... NO. No I have NOT. We gotta worry about freakin' dinosaurs now too?! What the hell you doin' anywhere near-- Wait, didjoo say in your head?

[...]

You know what? Nevermind, Pops. I don't even wanna know.

[adventlead.livejournal.com]

Could you be any louder?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[Not even gonna lie.]

@#$% yeah I can!

[adventlead.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[Voice]

[defendnhills.livejournal.com]

Hightwind! Your sounding a lot more alive than last time we spoke.

[Voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Bet yer ass Serg'! Down here in the @#$%'n trenches try'n to get this piece of metallic garbage runnin' again! How's the warfront over there?

[Voice]

[defendnhills.livejournal.com]

I've located BLU Scout and found out the other three are all backstabbing REDs. Nothing I can't handle.

Highwind. What is that thing?

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

[Laughs] Things are going well Mr. Highwind?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

@#$%'n awesome now that I got that chip-crap outta me! Hell I didn't even know how much it was really weigh'n me down! Feel lighter than air again, I tell ya what!

[lovelyscientist.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. The chips are a bit of a burden aren't they. Though please do be careful and don't overwork yourself now, hm?

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

Cid! ...You're a Loveless fan? [She is choosing the entirely wrong part of this post to focus on.]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

[Here's to him not even knowing she left and came back!]

Whoa girly, haven't heard your voice in a while. [Almost spooked him again good!] You holdin' down the fort alright?

As for Loveless? Hell no, t'was a snortfest every when I dragged myself in there, only good thing 'bout it is the whitenoise. Best nap of my LIFE!


((ooc: oh my god did you save me a stupid mistake! Cid's only seen it once I totally forgot! Goin' over that last speech again had me realizing what I dumbass I am lol! ))

[gospelofgreen.livejournal.com]

[She laughs.] That sounds more like what I'd expect! And yep, I've been doing just fine for myself. ...Sounds like you've been here a long time too. [She's slightly unhappy about that.] Is there anyone else here from AVALANCHE? Besides Vincent--we've talked already.

((ooc: No worries! It was a pretty minor detail, I didn't actually realize it was off until I was looking at that part for Vincent's quotes. XD))

[Voice|Zexion's Frequency]

[sky-splitter.livejournal.com]

This is the subway project, correct?

[Voice]

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

You got that right, dude. What can I do ya for?

[voice] here, you get Zexion's frequency twice, have fun

[pagesniffer.livejournal.com]

... That is a tamed monster, I take it.

[voice] It ain't gay if frequencies don't touch... OH WAIT

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Sure is! Beat this big guy's ass, now he don't see anyone cooler than me. Sorta like a materia summon, only uhh.. well he's kinna apart of me now. It's a dragoon thing.