rocket_man26: (SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!)
Cid Highwind ([personal profile] rocket_man26) wrote2009-12-19 09:20 am

No time for your kissy hippy crap!

[CLANK, CLANK, CLANK! Goes the banging across the receiver as the screen blips on to a very horizontal Highwind, half under what appears to be the giant steely wheels of a subway car. With a rusty tune and a wrench in his hand, he's tightening bolts, and banging out old ones to the beat.]

♪♫Iiii been workin' on the raily-road, aaaAAaall the live long daay!
I've been workin' on the railroad, cause my ass don't wanna stay.
Don't ya hear the kettle blowing,
Tea's rea-dy early in the morn;
Then ya hear the Captain shoutin',
"Shera, stop that horn!"
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop,
Shera, won't you stop that horn?
♪♫

[ROOAARR! The earth-shattering reptilian sound echos across the chilly subway, causing Cid to nearly bash his head in by the underside of the railcar.]

GODDAMNIT BITCH! I wasn't singin' bout you! @#$%, blowin' yer horn an' my goddamn ears out! Move over here I need yer light--huh?

[Waving his leather-gloved hand up he knocks the device, allowing it to pan upwards to the sight of a great frilled green and... glowing dragon.]

What the hell is all that crap growin' up there?

[Clearly the subway isn't exempt from the festivities going on up above, as the ceiling is covered in the odd-smelling fungi. The dragon gnarls at the captain, seemingly pretty damn sentient.]

Mistletoe? @#%$ no I ain't kissin' you, I don't love ya that much, frillface! Yer breath's 'bout as butt-wrank as the winter-cast of Loveless, so I hear!

[Another disapproved growl and a shrill from the summoned beast.]

Hey @#$% you my singin's awesome! 'Nother crack like that an' I'll put ya back in my head for another 6 @#$%'n months.

[Back to work, as the dragon leans down to shed it's light on Cid's handy-dandy work the feed times out.]

((ooc: With Cid's chip out, he's using one of his Limit Breaks: Dragon, to his advantage for the Dissimulo project project. ))

[identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Prove it.

[identity profile] crystal-eyed.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't hurt yourself, hume.

[identity profile] meet-the-scout.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Uuuh... NO. No I have NOT. We gotta worry about freakin' dinosaurs now too?! What the hell you doin' anywhere near-- Wait, didjoo say in your head?

[...]

You know what? Nevermind, Pops. I don't even wanna know.

[voice] here, you get Zexion's frequency twice, have fun

[identity profile] pagesniffer.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
... That is a tamed monster, I take it.
Edited 2009-12-21 06:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft don't be stupid, kid! Ye're gonna be seein' shit like this all over the damn place if ya took your head outta your ass for a second.

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah right! I may be a human but I'm tough as @#$%'n nails!

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, what you want me t'go an' break the receiver? @#$% that, I got orders to give on this thing.
Edited 2009-12-21 11:46 (UTC)

[Voice]

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
You give those bastards Hell, then! Lemme know if ya need any muscle behind ya.


And uhh.. Well it's a dragon, Serg'. Kinda part of my package deal.

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Pfft! Yea as if he doesn't feel like shit enough about it!]

Eer, nope. I'm down in the subway, tryin' to get this damn train runnin' again.

Look I'll be there in a few, I got some crap I'll probly need to explain to ya. That cool?

[voice] It ain't gay if frequencies don't touch... OH WAIT

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sure is! Beat this big guy's ass, now he don't see anyone cooler than me. Sorta like a materia summon, only uhh.. well he's kinna apart of me now. It's a dragoon thing.

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Cooties, boy! Didn't the other kids tell ya about 'em? You hold hands or kiss a girl and they'll get all over ya!

[identity profile] gospelofgreen.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoops! I meant where you live. Unless you really are living in a subway, which doesn't sound very healthy to me.

...Okay, I'll wait for you. You can find me in the attendance office.

[identity profile] not-riku-thx.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then. I must have all of Yorda's.

...She can take 'em back next time.

[Voice]

[identity profile] defendnhills.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Your support is noted. I will be in touch if the formation of a squad is needed.

None of the Engineers from where I come from have functional mythological creatures, corporal. Can this "dragon" hold up in a fight?

[voice] lolol... nice icon

[identity profile] pagesniffer.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's acquainted with the regular sort of summoned familiar, though the mechanics are a little different in his world(s), but]

... A materia summon?

[identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Doubt they'll listen.

[identity profile] meet-the-scout.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I seen a lotta shit here, man, but I can't say I eva' seen Chinese New Year crap floatin' around.

What're you talking about, Pops, I prolly go better eyes than you!

[identity profile] crystal-eyed.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Good for you.

[identity profile] lovelyscientist.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad. The chips are a bit of a burden aren't they. Though please do be careful and don't overwork yourself now, hm?

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ya best take that back, he can hear ya, ya know!

Wazzat? Ye're hungry? Well hey there's a nice spring chicken I'm talk'n to right here for ya!

[Voice|Zexion's Frequency]

[identity profile] sky-splitter.livejournal.com 2009-12-22 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a few questions about the project.

[identity profile] meet-the-scout.livejournal.com 2009-12-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY OKAY, I take it back! It's cool an' shit! Damn...

[Voice|Zexion's Frequency]kwjfhgksja I AM SO SORRY! Holiday craziness D:

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya came to the right guy then! Shoot away.

[Voice|Zexion's Frequency] oh god i am so sorry. ;o;

[identity profile] sky-splitter.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What is the aim of the project?

[Voice|Zexion's Frequency] Dont be dude it's cool! Hit me up on AIM sometime?

[identity profile] rocket-man26.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I reckon it's t'get us connected to the next city over. Dissomulio or someshit, all these retarded names in this place I can't wrap my head around'em. ANYWHO!

The subway'll lead us right there. I just gotta get this piece'o shit runnin' an' we're smoothe-sailin'!

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