MY BODY IS A SHIP AN' IT'S DANG BROKE!

[rocket_man26]

[Have a guttural moan from the bowels of Cid's pad as he half-hangs off his bed, staring at his commlink upsidedown.]

Ooohh this sucks.. ooooohhhh @#$% this sucks--BRRPH! This s-s-sucks like a Honeybee Inn whore, th-this blows like last night's mystery meat.. I'm not @#$% kid'n it's somewhere sp-splattered all over the floor over there. Goddamn I th-think it's move'n! @#$% it, I'll mop it up later if it dd-d-don't eat through the fl-floor-HCK-boards, bwuuhh..

A..anywho, I got that damn chipshit outta me. Th.. thanks a helluva lot, L-lu I owe you like.. somethin', somethin' crazy you name it, k-kay?

B-before I pass out f-fer like the tenth time today, Vin, yo, gonna uh.. gonna uh need yer he-help tomorrow. I'm n-not all fulla th-that magic shit, but u-uuuh.. the Dragon could probly do some mean damage if sh-she want'd I fig're--ULP!GAHDAGOH!

[Tumbling off the bed, the pilot scrambles to the john like a tanked up barfly to go top off the porcelain goddess.]

Comments

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Here's somethin' rational: @#$% YOU!

[musicboxsoldier.livejournal.com]

That's the opposite of rational. [Why does he always deal with temperamental blonds?]