NOT GAME OVER BY A LONG SHOT!

[rocket_man26]

@#$%^&!! @#$% this place! @#$% it sideways and all it's goddamn ugly shitbeasts! I don't give a @$%^ if you're some infected asshole, @#$%'n stay dead you scaly-ass-shit-for-brains!

[Currently mouthing off from his hospital bed in VOICE MODE after getting his ass handed to him by Leviathan!Jin and hearing of Okita's death by him.]

Comments

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Shit happened is what!

[dividend.livejournal.com]

... what kind of 'shit'?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Some bitch-wyrm thought it'd be cool to use my legs as a tooth pick, then off'd my buddy.

Happy?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

I'm not happy! I'm trying to figure out what h--

A wyrm? That seems strange... I've never seen anything like that before here.

His rage is starting to putter out

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

An' you wont if you're smart and keep your ass inside!

...

Ugh, you gotta give me some slack, this is a shit-day as any.

Poor guy really needs some tea.

[dividend.livejournal.com]

It's fine, I understand. Are you safe now, at least?

Feels like he's in a nut house D: Tea with a shot'a whiskey STAT!

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

I THINK so! Though what with that crazy-ass old bag haunting this place, I don't think any'a us prisoners are really safe.

Cover'n my ass like a POW, I fear a random colonoscopy!

that's because he is ;_; DUCK AND COVER

[dividend.livejournal.com]

... haunting? I wouldn't go as far as to say 'prisoners,' but... I definitely don't envy you.

Try and stay out of trouble?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

With the way she runs this place, I might as well be wearing stripes! I figured wardens that age would be retired.

Yea that's gonna do me good. I jes' open my mouth an' already I got the verbal police after me!

Me be'n uh, Cid Highwind that is. Better circumstances I would'a introduced myself at first, heh, then again what you heard is pretty much my formal introduction, HA!

[dividend.livejournal.com]

No one is ever that lucky. Suggest that she retire, and you'll never see the light of day again.

It's... nice to meet you. My name's Phoenix Wright.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Phoenix, hell now THAT'S a name! You ever gone fly'n before?

An' uh.. yea, been keep'n those lil' quips to myself to save my neck. I take you been in here before, huh?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

I can't say that I have... but it's always been on my to-do list. I take it you're a fan of flying?

Unfortunately. I try to keep out, though. I.. uh. Can't keep comments to myself as well.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

You bet your ass I am! Captain of my own fleet an' everythin'.

Heh, yea you an' me both bro'. Sometimes shit just slips out subconsciously! Like my tongue's gotta mind of it's own heh heh!

You look'a bit plush though, not'a fighter are ya?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Your own fleet? ... I'm guessing it's not here, right?

Hopefully you can run fast to go with that. Then you'll be fine.

Er... is it that obvious that I'm not?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Nope! Sadly. Gotta build a whole new one. But that's already well on it's way. Got an engine and frame-work already finished!

HA! I was jes' josh'n but now that you say that, ksheheh... How do ya hold up just be'n a regular joe, huh?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I can really do to help, but if you ever need a hand...

Seeing a lot of people here being able to fight makes me wish I could do something else.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

All this place seems to have is scrap so that's all I'm in the market for. If it's metal and sturdy I'll likely find a use for it. Used to use the finest materials but looks like trash is gonna have to be my treasure.

Well hey I wish I could just sit back on my ass and build all day, sadly I'm kinda forced to beat the crap outta things and people cause they keep get'n in the way of said building.

Sure you got some kinda talent, what's your major?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll keep an eye out. I've got a couple of friends who wouldn't mind helping out too.

Beating... wow. I kinda want to see that sometime.

Uh... defending people. In a different way.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Cool cool, though I can't do much work now.. Not till they let me off on good behavior.

I'mma regular brawler! Heh heh!

Eh? What kinna different way?

[dividend.livejournal.com]

As long as you play nice, they should let you out in no time.

.. well. I'm a defence lawyer.