GET OUTTA MY HEAD! [Voice to Text]

[rocket_man26]

Goddamn mind readers I tell you what. So I heard down the grapevine t'was probly a good idea t'find some place to crash. I musta knocked on a hundred doors an got m'self blind-sided when I opened a few t'see a couple'a things I ahhhh don't really wanna recollect his ass was like craters on the moon, SHIT!

Anywho, I busted inta room 510 and it stunk somethin fierce! An low n' behold as I'm scratch'n my head over what the Hell t'do with the place I look t'my right and there's my pride n' joy, onna the few ladies who never let me down 'side Lady Luck 'o course! I knew it was her too, had my name on her n' everythin!

She n' I cleaned house till my knuckles were bleed'n! The perfume o' dead cactuar is pretty much gone, so I deem this pad Cidopolis!

Who wants t'help me christen the place with a cup 'o Earl Gray? Gaia knows I deserve it after all this wack crap!

Comments

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

I-I don't think it's bad myself. I'm j-just surprised, is all.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Well what the heck for? If you ain't drink'n tea, you're drink'n shit s'what I always say.

Less it'sa good bottle of JD.

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

So you wouldn't, per say, enjoy drinking coffee or anything like that?

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Nope, coffee's fer paperpushers an desk-monkeies!

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

... Now that I haven't heard as a reason for drinking tea over coffee. And I've heard a lot of reasons.

[rocket-man26.livejournal.com]

Well if ya want a real bad reason, coffee not only tastes like shit it gives ya the shits! Don't got time t'sit on my throne fer an hour each morn'n!

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

There's a mental image I could have lived without seeing.