Resolution Absolution!

I guess it's that time 'o year again! @#$% a whole year! Is that how long we’ve been trapped in this crap-hole? Shit, not that I'm complain'n er nothin, least I can do is look uh.. ya know, all spit-shinned up for the night. Sure Vin'll appreciate it, since he's all about that primmy-crap.

Uh Hey hey hey hey!! Wait up! I'm come'n right down! Just gotta get this knot outta this ribbon and.. Oh F--!!

( Toppling outside, tangled in streamers )